CELERY! THE WONDER VEGETABLE

You burn more calories chewing it than you take in from eating it. Yes, eating celery could help you burn calories! It's also a good source of fiber and keeps the . . . uh . . . bowels working well.

AH! CELERY!

OH GOD! LIZZARD LADY IS MAKING OUT WITH HER SAXOPHONE AGAIN. YOU KNOW, SHE IS KINDA CREEPY.

Lizzard Lady was begging me the other day "Please don't get a bunch of internet friends because i don't have any other Internet friends and then you would spend all your internet time with them and not me." So I guess if you want to be Internet buddies with one of us you have to clear it with both of us. I really need to get more of our friends we both know on Blogger.