Does anyone know the words to Scarboruogh Fair? I've forgotten them.

A REALLY BIG WORD.

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

It's a lung disease contracted from breathing in volcanic ash.

SHOCKING NEWS! SYDNEY ISN'T THE CAPITAL OF AUSTRALIA! JUST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY CITY FROM THERE YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S THE CAPITAL.IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME CHECK A MAP.

I CHALLENGE YOU THAT REVEL IN HORROR MOVIES!

You know the drill. Guess the movie, leave your e-mail address if you want and I'll send lot's of clip-art.

"This is exactly what the nerds want."

*If you need an extra hint he also says "The nerds were right," later while watching the news.

PINK FLOYD IS DA SHIZNIT!

My favorite album is Dark Side Of the Moon.Most people like The Wall. Lizzard Lady and I like Brain damage. Especially where it says "There's someone in my head, but it's not me." That just really fits us. Lizzaard Lady has leprechauns in her head. And sometimes the voices from Hotel South Dakota (Inside joke) stop by to visit.

SEE THE LYRICS
(http://tml-cmv.blogspot.com )

FYI: KNOWING THE CHORUS TO BACK IN BLACK DOES NOT MAKE YOU AN ACDC FAN! IT'S JUST THREE WORDS! YOU LOOK LIKE IDIOTS WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU HOW IT GOES AND YOU SAY "BA-A-AA-ACK. . . ." AND NONE OF YOU HAVE EVEN HEARD OF "WHO MADE WHO," OR "ROCK 'N' ROLL AIN'T NOISE POLLUTION."

"I'll stand beside you in the rain..." and through no Internet..

This is Hippie Nerd's favorite Dolby song. Her Internet's down right now, so I'm posting for her.

With dialup, this will take 30 minutes minimum to load. Don't worry, I feel your pain.

A POST BY LIZZARD LADY(http://jedilizard.blogspot.com)!!!!!!!

Ha, ha, Crayon Lady does'nt know I'm writing this. Don't worry, I'm not dissing you HP. Hey while I'm here, might as well...

SHOUT!!!!!!!
SHOUT!!!!!!!!

LET IT ALL OUT !!!!!!!!

THESE ARE THE THINGS I CAN DO WITHOUT!!!!!!!!

COME ON!!!!!!!!

I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!!!!

COME ON!!!!!!!!!

Woo, that was FUN. oooh, HP thinks accordionth are thexthy, she wants a t shirt that says that. Not that I don't have one myself. That shirt, not an accordion. Oh!, and she's just jealous because she's not a ninja. OH. Oh, what now. Ice, Ice Baby. The worst rap song in history and the only one that includes both the words "ninja" and "bacon". Hey, it's true. If you don't beleive me look up the lyrics. Did you know HP has fat feet? well, she does. Oh, speaking of fat, I saw a bunch of fat guys dancing on TV today. Ah, the joys of American television. I made up this superhero once called the Human Flag. He wears a really hideous redwhiteandblue shirt, and always carries a chair with him so he can do the wave, which is his only power, besides getting beaten up. Now for some random words that just came to my mind. ninjabaconmadonnabranthonbananaleiderhosenbutterBUTTERBUTTER!!!!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT SCREAM IT AS LOUD AS YOU CAN !!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYBODY NOW!!!! BUTTER!!! WHAT DO WE WANT??????

BUTTER!!!!!!!! wooooooooooooo.

Wow, that was a big waste of space.

May the Force be with you,

Lizzard Lady