SO NOT FAIR

Okay, so Derek is this totally popular jock. Well, he can sit and talk about pokemon and STARWARS and people just nod. When I do that people stare at me and accuse me of being a nerd. (Which I am) But still it's not fair that it's socially acceptable for Derek to talk about that stuff and not me.

POO ON EBAY!
This one's for you Mascara Boy.
I have just found poop on Ebay. Theres real, fake, and smelly poop. threre's also anti-sticky-poo formula, and stuff that smells just like poop.

This Calls For A Celebration!!

This is officially my 40th post on this blog. I have come a long way with this blog since I started it in April. I'd like to thank Lizzard Lady, who got me started, Justin Coffelt, who helps out, A Flock Of Seagulls, who've inspired a lot of my material, Ask.com, for having such a great image search, and any maniac who actually reads it. Sorry if I've forgotten anyone who's contributed to this blog. Josh Hotopp is angry believes he has inspired me on what to put on my blog but i think otherwise.

Even More Random Lyrics

I walk along the avenue
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you
(meet a girl like you)
with auburn hair and tawny eyes
the kind of eyes that hypnotize me through
(hypnotize me through)

I don't wanna work
I just wanna bang on the drum all day
I don't wanna play
I just wanna bang on the drum all day

they call kids like us viscious
and carved out of stone
but for what we've become
we just feel more alone
always weigh wha I've got
against what I left
so progress report
I am missing you to death

I'm Henry the 8th I am
Henry the 8th I am I am
I got married to the widow next door
She's been married 7 times before

she's a rebel
she's a saint
she's the salt of the earth and she's dangerous
she's a rebel
vigilante
missing link on the brink of destruction
from Chicago
to toronto
shar's the one that they call ol' whatsername
is she thinking
what I'm dreaming
is she the mother of all bombs gonna detonate
is she trouble
like I'm trouble
make it a double twist of fate or a melody that she sings
the revolution
the dawning of our lives
she brins this liberation
that I just can't describe
well nothing comes to mind

A Jock Sock

I just remembered this one time when my cousin Vonscott was playing football for the Cowboys while we were in elementary school and he left his sock at my house. I have no idea why I remembered this right now. But then, at 3:29 in the morning, no one really thinks clearly anyway unless they've slept all day, which I haven't. My English teacher says the brain is a pattern seeking device, on a mission to turn chaos into order, but oddly enough, most of my moments of genius are born of chaos within the mind. This blog is merely a form of release for some of that chaos which I don't care to bring to order unless necessary. Now out of the chaos which is random memory, a reverie is born. I must now sit and ponder Master Bagels' teachings in search of deep thoughts that I won't bother to post because they are chaos for my brain to order on it's own. . . Ya know, I still remember what that sock smelled like.

Okay, so this was the only jpg image I could find of him, so have him blurry of not at all.

GOOD NEWS!!

I finally found wings for my Halloween costume! Yay! Okay, okay, I know most of you don't care, but I, for one, am ecstatic. Leave me alone, I know I'm easily amused.

Compromises

We're moving back into our old house, and my grandma asked my sister and I what color we wanted to decorate our new room in. My sister said pink and I said green, so we had to settle for blue, but that's okay. Then when it came time to choose a theme, I wanted Pink Floyd and my sister wanted birds, so I said "Fine then, they have to be seagulls for A Flock of Seagulls." It's the next best thing to Pink Floyd. This next sentence is totally off subject. My brother's favorite AFOS song is I Ran. He likes the beat.

My D.C. trip was awesome. we went all over. Some places included washington monument, Mt vernon, the capitol, WW2 memorial, korean memorial, vietnam memorial, Arlington Ntl. cemetary, jefferson and lincoln memorials, Smithsonians and thats it.

It's finally October!!

All kinds of stuff happens in October. My Washington D.C. trip is this month, but more importantly, it's almosst Halloween. I'm gonna be a water sprite this year. Those of you who know me in person, this may be your only chance to see me in a skirt. Ever!

Scathing comment? Ha! Au contrair! I DELETED IT!

May the Force be with you,

Lizzard Lady