Odd Taste

Yeah, there's like lot's of hot dudes working in the library today.

Friends!?!?

Yeah, my friends are all totally weird, but the only one I ever seem to talk about is Lizzard Lady. Well no loger! Here I will talk about all my friends. Don't worry the list is fairly short. (Like Rachel) Shane is funny and he says everything is on crack. Sarah bites people and likes her men well bathed and intelligent, wearing pink or yellow shirts. Kimberly is kind of a punk, Rebecca is a cheerleader, and Brandon is a half-bird nerd. Steven doesn't know my real name, I don't know Peanuts real name, and they all keep callin' me Crayola. Branson probably doesn't remeber me, Justin amd Josh are my science partners, and I Scare the crap out of Chandon. Chelsie doesn't know anything ablout STARWARS, Mr. Bagan is a liberal, and Mrs. Gaff is my main book supplier. Zach is hilarious (if a little sick) and his girlfriend Katy is really sweet.

MY HUNDREDTH COLLECTION OF RANDOM LYRICS

raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with string
these are a few of my favorite things

remember the day
i set you free
told you could always count on me babe
from that day on
i made a vow
i'd be there when you want me
some way some how
'cause baby tere ain't no mountain high enough
ain't no valley low enough
ain't no river wide enough
to keep me from gettin' to you babe

man you really freak me out
i'm so afraid of you
and when i lose my cool
i don't know what to do
i'm going to try to improve my manners
(manners)
but man you really freak me out

he's getting a tattoo yeah
he's gettin' ink done
he asked for a 13 but they drew a 31
he tries too hard and he's not quite hip

TO J & J (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)

HA, I HAVE CHANGED MY PASSWORD! YOU NO LONGER HAVE ACCESS.

GYPSY-ISH COVERSATION

Sometimes I have entire coversations in metaphor. This one was about how I move from place to place to place. It went like this.

Rolling stones gather no moss but they sure take one heck of a beating on the way down the hill. Then my grandma says a rolling stone doesn't put down any roots either. I said I have roots. They're just shallower and more widespread than most peoples'. They're the oak trees with the 25 foot deep 5 feet around the base of the tree roots and I'm the shrub with the 3 foot deep roots that spread out in a 20 foot radius.